All I want to know today is “who invented white hairs.”
One of you creative bloggers?
I don’t remember ordering any!
Maybe the UPS man delivers them in my sleep and glues them on. (He’s probably bald… or color blind … why doesn’t my dog bite his ankles?)
Do any of you know how to find him. Surely it wasn’t a woman inventing white hairs. We could, collectively, ask him to stop.
Just Yell out, stop the stupidity.
Also, while we’re at it, I’d like to find those who invented Nuclear bombs and hand guns and hate. Yes. I’ve hated the word “hate” since pre-kindergarten on first discovery. What kind of weirdo am I? Still that little girl, thinking little words can change the larger world.
What would you like to cross off the list of a life.
Spit. (though I don’t want dry mouth)
Education (what exactly does this mean)?
Why do we have “organic” food?
What is it in human genetics that can read scientific articles about “poisons” on our foods and yet accept it and go about our routine.
“Well those there celery stalks are just fresh and delicious sticks of poison, ma’am. Very crisp and refreshing. You can cut them up and lay them gracefully on a deliciously poison bed of rippling lettuce leaf. Have yourself a healthy meal.
“Them there peaches are just ripe with sprayed on bug repellent. Not a blemish on the bloom, if you know how I mean. It shouldn’t be a’bugging you that it causes cancers, should it ma’am?
If it does make you itch at night till you can’t sleep, well you can always buy you some “organic” produce instead.
Like there should be an option? ?
H2o = two hydrogen atoms bonded with one oxygen atom.
What is really in my water?
You could be in there for all I know, washing dirty socks. Or washing the insides of a nuclear power plant. Its so hard to tell.
I ate a sour pickle and a lemon for lunch.
: ) there. all better now?
Link Helen Caldicott (Press Watch) : this is long, but listen to it por favor. :)
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